QUESTION:
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
"The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,
and you're inside worrying about a burned out bulb?"
BORDER COLLIE:
"Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. And, paint
the ceiling, and..."
DACHSHUND:
"You know I can't reach that stupid bulb."
ROTTWEILER:
"Make me!"
LAB:
"Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Can I?"
MALAMUTE:
"Let the Border Collie do it. Let the Lab help. You can feed me while they're
busy."
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
POODLE:
I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes
rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG:
"I'll guard the socket while somebody does it. GRRRR..."
COCKER SPANIEL:
"Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark."
DOBERMAN PINSCHER:
"While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa."
BOXER:
"Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"
MASTIFF:
"Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
CHIHUAHUA:
"Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
SALUKI:
"Well, someone had better change it soon, I am way too pretty to sit around in
the dark."
IRISH WOLFHOUND:
"Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and . . "
POINTER:
"Show the Border Collie where it is! See it? There it is! There it is! It's
right there! Look UP!"
GREYHOUND:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
"Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
HOUND DOG:
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
CAT:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not
one of THEM. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some
light in here?"